Snowstorms and Killer Ferrets

Too good not to post...

So, cable news is in high gear tonight. Like, Election Night "high gear".

On CNN, they're already wall-to-wall with a snow storm that hasn't hit yet.

On MSNBC, it's driving around New York City in a snow storm that hasn't materialized.

On FOX, they're still going off about the State of the Union.

But, fear not. I have Headline News.

No matter how scary the weather, the only thing truly worth fearing is right under my nose. And they work in pairs.

Ferrets attacking!
Nancy Grace, you wonderful beacon of journalism...
It's crap like this that truly makes Jon Stewart's job easy.